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Jenny Demotivational Poster

867-530-ni-ee-ine! -

TAGS: jenny igot your onthe wall
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by NickDahlmier

NickDahlmier - May 12, 2016, 1:54 am
You get both song reference AND whom the picture is of, but you can't put them together!? Miss Aniston would feel insulted by that... If she knew.
MychaelDark - May 10, 2016, 4:39 pm
Get the picture. Get the song reference. Don't get the connection.
NickDahlmier - March 18, 2016, 12:08 am
Oh, come-ON!... Nobody gets this!?

Harry chose well -

TAGS: jenny and harry
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by demon001

demon001 - September 12, 2014, 12:39 pm
Should be: Ginny! Well met!
demon001 - September 12, 2014, 12:39 pm
Should be: Ginny! Well met!
EmilioDumphque - September 12, 2014, 12:52 am
Be fair. Let's compare her to Luna Lovegood, Cho Chang and Romilda Vane!

WHEN JENNY ATE JENNA - it was in a Vegas bathroom Not faking one in a diner with silly Billy watching.


TAGS: missi pyle jenny mccarthy paris hilton kim kardashian hollywood women
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

steve1961 - June 8, 2014, 2:25 pm
She's 21. She's advertised as Japan's Lady GaGa...
Reality Lord - June 8, 2014, 11:32 am

Kyary Pamyu Pamyu...um please tell me she's older than the 9yr old they have her made up as. just totally wrong.
Silverheart - June 6, 2014, 8:31 pm

Do you even google, bro? Kyary Pamyu Pamyu is a J-pop star... see my sig in the forum. And I'd love to do some Kamasutra activities with her!
steve1961 - June 6, 2014, 10:57 am
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu? Is that some kind of Kama Sutra thing? With an octopus, no doubt...
Silverheart - June 6, 2014, 9:16 am

1 beauty out of the 4 (Kim's h**, I don't care), Jenny McCarthy's funny sometimes... other than that, I couldn't care less about them. Give me Kyary Pamyu Pamyu anyday
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2014, 12:23 am
No worries, Sho. Sometimes it's difficult to tell on the internet... and texting.
Sho - June 5, 2014, 11:29 am
No need to apologize. I wasn't offended :)
GaryO - June 5, 2014, 8:58 am
Personality? Character? Face? Health issues? Things can be overlooked....‘cept that enormous hind end of Miss K. She could be the next Robert Crumb model, of which I’m a huge fan....of Robert Crumb....aaand humongous hind ends.
GaryO - June 5, 2014, 8:57 am
As for me, I can appreciate Sho’s stance in regard to those poor maligned sweeties. As for those ladies themselves, hey, I do love a smorgasbord.
GaryO - June 5, 2014, 8:56 am
Well, imagine that, crotchetyoldcynic is being a crotchety old cynic. Opines can be shared without provocation. No need to apologize, cynic.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2014, 1:23 am
But we can agree to disagree. And if I've offended you in any way - poster or comment - it was NOT my intention, I apologize.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2014, 1:15 am
. . . and it's darker than any film could depict. It's commendable that you want to see the good in people, especially at Motifake and in your life. I just can't regarding the film industry.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2014, 1:07 am
Granted, there are people who get into acting with the best intentions. But to believe that everybody's intentions in Hollywood is pure, would be naive. Now I don't want to sound cliched, but I've had friends and family go to Hollywood and Disney . . .
Greeny - June 4, 2014, 10:04 pm
I heard Paris could f**kup a County Fair
Sho - June 4, 2014, 4:48 pm
i see its more, lets say, fun and easier to think badly of someone, than to actually walk in their shoes, or figure out what really happened. but yes, people like you, who bash what you hate instead of promote what you love, are making them famous too
Sho - June 4, 2014, 4:45 pm
those are good reasons to think they have some s*d without even knowing them personally? better just believe what the media wants you to think and judge by what you hear/see, not what you know. Any guy could say the same about your mom/sister/girlfriend 2
maoworks2 - June 4, 2014, 1:00 pm
Point Taking .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 11:37 am
Lastly, any average guy you ask would most likely say that they'd "t@p that." What stops those in power - in complete control of their career - to do the same? . . . . . I fear I may have said too much, lol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 11:32 am
That's basically why I logically believe that certain ones in the aforementioned have something, despite what they themselves actually believe to be cured.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 11:25 am
"cures." E.g. polio is making a comeback. And as medical science has proven (or not proven) nothing is cured - not even cancer. Everything is in remission, slowly mutating into something stronger; more resistant to treatment.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 11:19 am
I think if one climbed the ladder to success with no real talent (excluding bedroom talent), according to any and all home videos that were "accidentally left in the open", there's no doubt that medically something is incubating despite so called
Greybeard - June 4, 2014, 8:24 am
Super. 5 HoLlywood faceLifts
Sho - June 4, 2014, 7:52 am
Why do people always a**ume they have s*d?
Reality Lord - June 4, 2014, 6:55 am

Meh...shoot me. I've always had a thing for paris

EVERYONE IS STARING AT US - Sure they can SAY that "life imitates art"... but where the hell is Patricia's monkey!?

TAGS: and patricias ass looks like its on jenny craig
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

5150monkeylove - September 27, 2010, 6:43 pm
Never. my avatar is almost a motifake in itself. (I need all the funny I can find)
forseti - September 27, 2010, 6:39 pm
so change your avatar!! and don't get a pixelated! :P
5150monkeylove - September 27, 2010, 6:25 pm
I agree. things just arent fun without a monkey around. 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 3:09 am
I was here all night. I just sorta phazed in and out..I'll be back tonight with a full bottle of Bushmills....they've run out of Jamesons.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 2:57 am
HAve a good night, paisan.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 2:57 am
NExt time, tell me you'll be on for a good amount of time on a night shift... I'd have had Guinness chambered, and been here long after you silently bailed!
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 2:51 am
We all regret the posters we've made sober.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 2:51 am
LOL! You give yourself no credit. Whereas I have been pouring on the submissions a bit thick tonight.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 2:49 am
I'll regret that later....as I have with so many others......thry're like women in a way..................G'night Aggerino!!!!!!!!!!!!!
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 2:49 am
Why reject it? A moooooo poster comes by as often as Halley's comet!
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 2:48 am
LOL! You were saying?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 2:47 am
Awwww....you should at least reject my new poster first.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 2:46 am
Ok, I'm tuckered out from doing nothing all day. Gonna cash in. Take it easy, mooooo. d*** glad to have you around for the banter... always a boost.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 2:11 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 2:10 am
I guess we all agree.
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 2:09 am
you know you have achieved greatness when you get called disgusting on the internet
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 2:09 am
Well, that and "your mom tastes better than she looks".
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 2:08 am
(there isn't a finer compliment from moooo)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 2:04 am
You're a disgusting and hilarious man. 5L
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 2:03 am
cheese curds + h***ers + taint. ya it seamed logical
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 2:00 am
@ Canada ....did you type Organzola on purpose?
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 1:59 am
LOL! Simply awful, Canada!
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 1:59 am
I wouldn't know... whenever I come around, they say "Sorry, wetback... store's closed"
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 1:58 am
organzola curds
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 1:57 am
Those LV h***ers really are gross, eh?
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 1:55 am
Yep.... I scra**d them off the taint myself.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 1:54 am
Are they real cheese curds?
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 1:53 am
A bowl of poutine, I hear.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 1:44 am
No....I have my price.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 1:43 am
LMAO!!! Priceless!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 1:41 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 1:41 am
Nothing french about me.......Unless you count the cut of my underwear.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 1:39 am
Or, faux. Crap.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 1:38 am
LMAO! You pheaux french fag!
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 1:38 am
And she had an a**.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 1:36 am
Your mother was a donkey?
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 1:34 am
IF it wasn't for those shows, my mother wouldn't have a work résumé... and we'd have never made it in Las Vegas. (spanish for The Vegas)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 1:30 am
They're not the donkey shows you'd find in Aggy's home town.....but they're pretty good...I hear.
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 1:29 am
LMAO! I'm sure that Thailand has some shows she would regret letting me drag her too
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 1:27 am
Besides, I'm sure there are a few GREAT musicals she can drag you to in China!
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 1:25 am
If your visa clears you can teach in the north. and Thailand pays crappy. china covers all your living expenses. plus if my gf came it would limit my experiences in Thailand.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 1:21 am
Make sure you hand out plenty of Cubby's business cards.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 1:20 am
I don't think you can teach in North Korea....You're passing up Thailand for China?....WTF is wrong with you?
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 1:18 am
I heard that too aggy, Its because the don't want to be focused on in front of everyone for fear that the others will think them incompetent
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 1:17 am
north or south Korea,Japan,Vietnam,Spain,France,Sweden,Thailand,Czech Republic,Russia. Japan pays the best out of all the countries, but most places require you to have teaching experience
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 1:16 am
A friend of mine from the Venetian went to China to open up the Venetian in Macau. He said that training the Chinese is the most frustrating thing in the world. They say that they understand even when they don't.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 1:13 am
I have 2 friends that did the same thing. They both regretted it....Just sayin. Are there any other countries you could teach in?
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 1:12 am
....and asian just ain't my thing
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 1:11 am
they pay OK, and i would have some international work experience that might help me score a job in the future. contrary to what i may say about her, I like her
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 1:09 am
I'm planing to take off for a year. I had to really bust my a** in school this last term. If i have to do it again I don't think I'd be able to put in a full effort and my marks would suffer. so I'm taking a certificate course for teaching internationally
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 1:04 am
Why go to China? and bring your woman?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 1:04 am
Thanks man....Dad doesn't always make the best choices. If ya know what I mean.
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 1:02 am
They gave me a good deal on the parts for my quad. and all the locals buy from them. I havent heard a bad story about them
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 1:02 am
My Dad is buying a brand new ATV there.
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 1:01 am
aggy, my folks are trying to talk me out of it, they fear i wont finish my engineering when i come back. and my gf was going to come with me to teach aswell but now she has second thoughts so i'm on the **** list with her because I'm going either way
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 1:01 am
Are they trustworthy?
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 12:58 am
Moo, its called sobetski's enterprises. its on the edg of town next to the CO Op bulk fuel
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:56 am
China? LOL! Why would people hate you for that?
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 12:55 am
me, I'm doing decent. Work is real busy for me. the gave me 2 projects to oversee. and **** seams to be flying apart on the home front for me. people dont like the fact that I'm going to china
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:55 am
Something tells me that mooooo ain't got the key to the town.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 12:53 am
f***in French towns...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 12:52 am
Wrong town...I meant Beauséjour
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 12:52 am
sorry about not dropping in here more often. motifake is blocked at work and that is where i started out here, and I'm only at my place here in the city on weekends. my folks place doesent have high speed
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 12:50 am
Sorry Moo+, I havent been out to Boissevain since i gave up motocross
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 12:47 am
Hey Canada...do you know anything aboot a Polaris dealership in Boissevain?
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:47 am
How the hell have you been?
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:46 am
But you know me... I can't complain. Overall, I'm doing well.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:46 am
Great to see you around! Been awful scarce at times! I'm doing ok. The cuban is visiting family in Cuba, I'm working in 38c weather, and the summer has lent it's flock of short-bus users to the site.
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 12:43 am
Aggy, hows tricks?
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 10:53 pm
I really wanted this one to take it's seat at 2nd.
agdaniele - April 12, 2010, 12:45 am
See? The badonkadonk from the original is missing here.
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 11:34 pm
Oh, and HI, phydough!
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 11:32 pm
Aren't you a little ghey to be a stromtrooper? (mind you, I've banged three... but check the pics)
phydeaux - April 10, 2010, 4:09 am
dude!! I'm here!
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 3:42 am
And like that, phy is gone.
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 3:34 am
Hey, Phy! How's it going tonight?
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 3:34 am
Hilarious, rerun!
rerun - April 9, 2010, 3:29 am

Can I have the dashboard Jesus? Now I can change my bumber sticker from "Jesus Saves" to "I saved Jesus". I would be like a Super Jew, or something. The mind does strange thinking at 2:25am
TheTrashHeap - April 9, 2010, 12:10 am
****ty! Thats what you get for living in Canada!
MrRandom - April 8, 2010, 11:57 pm
Quite. I'm surprised my internet is still up, we just had a pretty nasty blizzard.
TheTrashHeap - April 8, 2010, 11:47 pm
Or Jon Lajois?
MrRandom - April 8, 2010, 11:40 pm
A motifake theme song......... something by Weird Al?
agdaniele - April 8, 2010, 11:40 pm
I'm still lobbying Mr M to have a requiem bell sound to everyone everytime I log on here.
agdaniele - April 8, 2010, 11:39 pm
My theme? LMAO!!!
TheTrashHeap - April 8, 2010, 11:38 pm
Cheech FTW. That song should be Aggys theme!
agdaniele - April 8, 2010, 11:37 pm
Well, the bulk of them are hanging around the top, like dingleberries... but still, the dashboard one is symbolic. I still have the Virgin Mary votive candle in my back window.
MrRandom - April 8, 2010, 11:31 pm
One of thousands?
agdaniele - April 8, 2010, 11:20 pm
Well... I'm now coating over my metal-flake paint job on the el camino, peeled off the "In loving memory of little paco" sticker from my back window, and just threw out my dashboard jesus.
MrRandom - April 8, 2010, 11:18 pm
*Slow Clap*
TheTrashHeap - April 8, 2010, 11:18 pm
"And thats all i got, how do ya like it?"
TheTrashHeap - April 8, 2010, 11:16 pm
Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school and they take spanish and get a B.
TheTrashHeap - April 8, 2010, 11:16 pm
Mexican Americans don't like to get up early in the morning but they have to so they do it real slow.
TheTrashHeap - April 8, 2010, 11:14 pm
Why not Mexicans? They don't just like to get into gang fights, they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too!
agdaniele - April 8, 2010, 10:56 pm
People... and mexicans?
TheTrashHeap - April 8, 2010, 10:47 pm
Hello people.
agdaniele - April 8, 2010, 10:44 pm
Obviously not my reaction time! How's it going, Random?
MrRandom - April 8, 2010, 10:21 pm
Whats up tonight gentlemen?
spacedog - April 5, 2010, 7:54 pm
Great idea. *goes and gets beer*
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 7:53 pm
At least we'll be s****** at home... with alcohol!
rerun - April 5, 2010, 7:52 pm

f*** you too Moooooooooooooooooooooo. Sorry you had to go

SOUTH AUSTRALIA - Where family comes first

TAGS: john and jenny deaves inc*** family
Rating: 1.45/5

More motifakes by pat

not good - May 29, 2008, 4:04 am
oh man that's nasty. that kid is going to have serious issues "but dad, how can you be my father AND my grandfather?"

Toy Story Monster -

TAGS: jenny craig reject
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by demon001

GaryO - November 30, 2014, 8:53 pm
I’d hit that. No, really....if it charged me, no choice.
demon001 - November 30, 2014, 6:29 pm
What has been seen cannot be unseen!
Thedge - November 30, 2014, 1:53 pm
Ack ! My eyes.